So Tom Cruise Jumped up and down maniacally on Oprah Winfrey's plush sofa professing to anyone bothered enough to listen that he really loves Katie Holmes!
Britney Spears cruised the town panty-less "accidentally" flashing her inner treasures to the entire world to reassure herself and us that she's still of significance in the celebrity-social stratum-- motherhood notwithstanding--while her new very-best-friend Paris Hilton, exhibiting unusual modesty, vainly attempted to keep Spear's inner-thigh secrets.